Maybe there’s a reason all your exes live in Texas

Last week, I read an article from NPR about a former Houston, TX police captain named Mark Anthony Aguirre, who’d been arrested for assaulting an air conditioning repair man in October. He believed the man was part of a voter fraud scheme involving Mark Zuckerberg and Hispanic children.   It was such a bizarre story, thatContinue reading “Maybe there’s a reason all your exes live in Texas”

If You’re A Traitor And You Know It, Clap Your Hands!

Today, the electoral college cast their votes to secure the Biden/Harris victory in the 2020 United States Presidential Election.  Most of the time, this process is largely ceremonial. The citizens, as well as the presidential candidates, have already accepted the outcome of the election. True, some citizens and candidates are unhappy with the outcome, butContinue reading “If You’re A Traitor And You Know It, Clap Your Hands!”

The QANON Prom Queen Goes To Washington

You know what I’ve never wondered? What it would be like if a grown-up, red-pilled, QANON version of Regina George went to the United States Congress to serve in the House of Representatives for Georgia’s 14th district.  And yet…here we all are. Welcome to Washington D.C., Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene! I hope you brought a GuyContinue reading “The QANON Prom Queen Goes To Washington”

Where we go one, we go all…except to federal prison.

I think the thing I find the most interesting about Michael Flynn is that he wasn’t always a total and complete puss-filled-sore on America’s ass. There was a time, back in 2012, when he was named head of the Defense Intelligence Agency during the Obama Administration. Before that, he was a United States intelligence officer,Continue reading “Where we go one, we go all…except to federal prison.”

Cultivating a Coup

Ah, yes. The age-old tale of dead, illegal immigrants stealing your granny’s purse as well as her vote. Donald Trump isn’t the only person to allege voter fraud. He’s not the first person to allege voter fraud. He is, however, the only President to allege voter fraud on the massive scale he’s been bellowing aboutContinue reading “Cultivating a Coup”

The People of Parler

I’ve spent the last couple of weeks on Parler, lurking, while simultaneously researching QANON and other far right and extremist theories. Here’s what I’ve found out about Parler (buckle up, this is gonna be long and bumpy):  First, what the fuck is Parler? I assume most of you reading know what it is by now,Continue reading “The People of Parler”